I like my computer. I like my music. And yes I know I'm crazy.
I was busy ringing up a customer when someone spilled coffee on the floor. They pretended it didn’t happen and walked away. A moment later, an old woman (who was also carrying coffee) walked by and I warned her not to slip and fall. She misheard me and started yelling that she was not the one who spilled it. Then she said “See? My coffee is a different color!” and proceeded to pour her own coffee on the floor to prove it.